sweetness

Hey guess what everybody! my brother is getting married! Prettty cool huh? My parents are really pissed off at him though. OH well, they'll get over it. I hope i get to dress fancily for the wedding. tee hee.

check out my betching new glasses. Arent they bad ass? I think so.

sad story

my family owns a number of chickens, who roam freely around the yard. We even had a rooster. The hens would lay eggs in the yard and our dogs would find them and eat them. so the hens started laying eggs underneath our garden shed. Last summer one hen layed and egg and incubated it until it finally hatched. So the baby chick grew up and was happy. Then this last winter our hen house colasped under all the snow and our rooster died. But the baby and mama suvived. Then with the arrival of spring came a new puppy. The puppy had not learned to leave the chickens alone, like the other dogs and when she got big she attack them. The mother survived but the baby did not. Recently we noticed that we were short a chicken, it did not appear in the next few days so we began to look for it. We started under the garden shed. The hen had layed a large number of egges under the shed and had been incubating them. It was there, incubateing the eggs that would never hatch due to a lack of a rooster, the hen had died. SHe had not left her post attop the eggs to eat or drink and so the starved to death trying to replace her lost baby.

sucide monkey

ok so as some of you may know. ( I dont know why you would know, let alone how. unless maybe you were stalking me and have been at my house.) i have a sock monkey. so i decided to take a pic ture of him killing himself, and so suicide monkey was born i am gunna take pictures of him killing himself in different ways. its gunna be awesome!

michel jackson is dead, eh.

summer troble

Okay , so summer has finally begun. and i have a situation, i had this situtaion last year also but it seems to be much more irritating this year. and the situation is: bordom. honestly i am bored out of my freaking mind!!!!! Both of my parents work and my brother is either in the gaming layer all day or is out with friends, which leaves me alone in the terrible house. I would ususally watch telivistion, but lately i realized that tv itself is boreing, there is also the option of video games, but theyre not as fun when you play alone..... so being bored all the time, i am up for anything. and i mean anything. seriously, if you want to go to the library i'm up for it. even better yet give me homework. like tell me to carve a robot er something! just give me something to do!! but nothing monday, im going to the beach. ^^. lol.

haiku

tears slid down her face
as dark cloud circled above
happy birthday, sue!


i started out quiet creepy and emo but then took and odd turn.....

ballerinaness

ok so i am a ballarina; most of you know this so im gunna post some pics of my ballerinaness. i had my hair up in a bun for the recital thingy but yeah this was my outfit. .......wow i look kinda fat. lol.

weatheryness

ok this is both annoying me and pissing me off: people complaining about the weather. and now i am going to make this as clear as i can be. IN SPRING IT RAINS, IN SUMMER ITS HOT, IN FALL ITS COLD AND IN WINTER IS SNOWS SO SHUT UP ALREADY!!! i dont understand how anyone could go through a whole day without killing another person, i usually kill 17 a day. it really relieves my stress.

i would like everyone to know: dinosaurs are awesome!

yes, it is true. dinosaurs are indeed awesome. i beleive everyone has an inner dinosaur. slammy would be a triceratops because she is a vegaterian(vegaterians dont eat meet for those of you who didnt know that already) and it has sharp, deadly horns that slap amaz when every she mutteres her insults to loudly.i on the otherhand would be a Deinonychus because they are skinny, cool looking and hardcore( remind you of someone?). i am sure there is a dino in all of us you just have to find and embrace yours. If i ever go to a therapist in the future and he says "you have to find the little kid in you." i will reply "sorry the dinosaur in me ate the kid in me." then cakle madly and jump out a window,doing an awesome backflip and somehow destoying his car at the same time

inspector gadget.

ok so my brother (inspector gadget) is a marine now. here are some pics from when we went to his boot camp graduation.

me

i am a hypicrit. the most hypicritical thing i do is complain about complainers. i mostly complain about complainers who complain about snow. for one thing i live in north idaho. what do you expect? of course its going to snow a lot! we live in the flippen mountains! second. its april. last year it snowed until may, yet people seem to be completely ignoring that fact and are continueing to betch and moan. thirdly. people only like snow when it has to deal with christmas, the day after christmas they are begging for spring! fourthly, i like snow. It is inpireing in both writing and art. I, as a person, prefer a dark snowfilled day to the happy sunny spring ness. Fithly: i hate that people want snow "to die" or say "it needs to stop." i want to punch those people in the face. they just need to just up or die.

puppy!

this is mentor's puppy:her name is Riply. its odd how something so cute could be so evil.

whole lotta french stuff i dont understand

as some of you may know, i am a ballerina (spelling?) but dont worry, im not one of those stuck up preppy ballerinas, i am the punk rock ballerina in the world. and thats why i did it. to be punk rock. at first i was worryed i would be stuck in a room full of sex year olds. me, the 5'7" long, lanky chick. although most of the other chicks are older than me i am taller than them. weird. so anyway our recital is comming up so we started to work on the actuall dance we would be preforming. i was disapointed. when you think of ballet what music do u imagine? Piano mosty? wrong! i do not know the name of the song, but i am sure i've heard it in about three chick-flics! wth?? sometimes while streaching we listen to piano. today there was a totally awesome song that was soooooooo cool. i thought maybe i had the music that fit in my book. but of course when i asked the intructer the name of the song she simply replied: "a song" then laughed. thay all laughed. i laughed, on the outside. but on the inside i planned their death. its so sad. but true. oh what terrible deaths they will face. strangely i now find reason to laugh. Mwaha. Mwhahahaha!!

update on the puppy

it gave me ring worm!!!! i hate that puppy now.........no i dont...............yes i do......no i dont......yes i do. DAMN THE CUTENESS FACTOR!!!

watchmen review

so on friday sarg (my dad) and i went to see watchmen at the regal theature. the best character was roachach (idk how to spell it) he was soooo ba!!!(badass) he was totally awesome! and hot! until he tok off his mask that is...... that movie was kinda disapointing. there was a really long, akward sex scene in it too. the chick in watchmen is kinda a whore. oh and the blue guy, he is naked the ENTIRE movie!! i do not want to see animated blue junk when i watch a superhero movie. it wasnt even very superheroy! it could have been alot better. i give it 2 stars, only because roachake was was totally hot. If you want to watch a 3 hour superhero drama be my guest, but dont say i didnt warn you.

super heros.

ok so in school today we have to write a really lame essay and the promt is if you could be any superhero who would it be and why? so slammy and i are totally going to be villians. they have WAY better costumes and power. "just think of all the fun bad-guy stuff he could be doing!" thats from dudly do right. any way im like totally ivy and shes totally catwoman. like awesome! i think i might draw them like kicking batman's ass or something lol. wow i dont really have a point here. so goodbye.

puppy!!!!!!

my brother joey got a puppy that he will be taking with him when he moves out.Its sooo cute!!! it a black lab with a little white on its chest. it hopps around and bites our ankles then sleeps for an hour, then poops. but somehow durring all that bleeding, sleeping, and pooing, it looks sooooo cute!!!!!! but my retarded computer wont let me post any pictures of the cutey pie. her name is riply, like the badass alien killer lady from alien 1,2,3,4. apperiently she was abandoned on valentines day, on someones door step, so i think she was supposed to be a surprise v-day gift, but we stole her, sucks for that person, they are now puppyless. and we are puppyful. we are plentiful of puppys. tee hee.

the brack show

so im like watching the brackshow and there was this hilarious quote. by zorack.here it is: welcome to painful acers. where our moto is: what your friggen back!!!! may i help you? to die! then he goes on to sing a killer song.i dont remember the words. i might be able to find it on youtube later, but right now im on dial-up. and dial-up sucks!

snow days

ok so aparently we got a new administer for our school disrick so thats why we keep having snow days. this is like our third snow day and were gunna have another one tomarrow but today and tomarrow are cuz they are shuvling the snow off of our rooves. but whatever.