Saturday, May 16, 2009

i would like everyone to know: dinosaurs are awesome!

yes, it is true. dinosaurs are indeed awesome. i beleive everyone has an inner dinosaur. slammy would be a triceratops because she is a vegaterian(vegaterians dont eat meet for those of you who didnt know that already) and it has sharp, deadly horns that slap amaz when every she mutteres her insults to loudly.i on the otherhand would be a Deinonychus because they are skinny, cool looking and hardcore( remind you of someone?). i am sure there is a dino in all of us you just have to find and embrace yours. If i ever go to a therapist in the future and he says "you have to find the little kid in you." i will reply "sorry the dinosaur in me ate the kid in me." then cakle madly and jump out a window,doing an awesome backflip and somehow destoying his car at the same time

Friday, April 3, 2009

inspector gadget.


ok so my brother (inspector gadget) is a marine now. here are some pics from when we went to his boot camp graduation.


me

i am a hypicrit. the most hypicritical thing i do is complain about complainers. i mostly complain about complainers who complain about snow. for one thing i live in north idaho. what do you expect? of course its going to snow a lot! we live in the flippen mountains! second. its april. last year it snowed until may, yet people seem to be completely ignoring that fact and are continueing to betch and moan. thirdly. people only like snow when it has to deal with christmas, the day after christmas they are begging for spring! fourthly, i like snow. It is inpireing in both writing and art. I, as a person, prefer a dark snowfilled day to the happy sunny spring ness. Fithly: i hate that people want snow "to die" or say "it needs to stop." i want to punch those people in the face. they just need to just up or die.

Monday, March 30, 2009

puppy!


this is mentor's puppy:her name is Riply. its odd how something so cute could be so evil.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

whole lotta french stuff i dont understand

as some of you may know, i am a ballerina (spelling?) but dont worry, im not one of those stuck up preppy ballerinas, i am the punk rock ballerina in the world. and thats why i did it. to be punk rock. at first i was worryed i would be stuck in a room full of sex year olds. me, the 5'7" long, lanky chick. although most of the other chicks are older than me i am taller than them. weird. so anyway our recital is comming up so we started to work on the actuall dance we would be preforming. i was disapointed. when you think of ballet what music do u imagine? Piano mosty? wrong! i do not know the name of the song, but i am sure i've heard it in about three chick-flics! wth?? sometimes while streaching we listen to piano. today there was a totally awesome song that was soooooooo cool. i thought maybe i had the music that fit in my book. but of course when i asked the intructer the name of the song she simply replied: "a song" then laughed. thay all laughed. i laughed, on the outside. but on the inside i planned their death. its so sad. but true. oh what terrible deaths they will face. strangely i now find reason to laugh. Mwaha. Mwhahahaha!!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

update on the puppy

it gave me ring worm!!!! i hate that puppy now.........no i dont...............yes i do......no i dont......yes i do. DAMN THE CUTENESS FACTOR!!!

watchmen review

so on friday sarg (my dad) and i went to see watchmen at the regal theature. the best character was roachach (idk how to spell it) he was soooo ba!!!(badass) he was totally awesome! and hot! until he tok off his mask that is...... that movie was kinda disapointing. there was a really long, akward sex scene in it too. the chick in watchmen is kinda a whore. oh and the blue guy, he is naked the ENTIRE movie!! i do not want to see animated blue junk when i watch a superhero movie. it wasnt even very superheroy! it could have been alot better. i give it 2 stars, only because roachake was was totally hot. If you want to watch a 3 hour superhero drama be my guest, but dont say i didnt warn you.